My Great Ideas

The last few days my brain has been inundated with great ideas.
The kind that one day someone else will take advantage of and make millions.

In the meantime - I thought of them first!

First of all our library needs a new position. This job will be official porn site tester. That's right, somebody must go and visit all those naughty sites we are supposed to be blocking to make sure they are in fact legitimate and really hard corn porn. The qualified applicant must be willing to surf the web all day looking at inappropriate material and be willing to rank them as true porn or not. Even at minimal wage I don't believe we would have any trouble filling this position.

Secondly I believe that with all this social networking, that someone needs to get smart and make a networking site to link you to your enemies. It is a bit of a rough sell I know, and definitely puts one at liable for slander, but hey didn't f***ed company do that? Which brings me to my sales tag line.... "A lot like f***edcompany.com - except this time it's personal!"

Friend categories, would be things like enemy categories. Face it, if you know them and don't want to be their friend there just isnt a way to categorize it on all the regular social networking sites. This website would let you proclaim to the world, "Yeah I know this person and don't want to be associated with them because..."

- We went out and then I got smart. Do the math.
- We used to be friends before that incident I'll never forget.
- We used to work together. Never again!
- We weren't friends at school.
- We have nothing in common except our dislike for each other.
- We've never even met, thank goodness!
- We are eternal enemies.

Anyhow after someone steals my anti-friend 2.0 website I'll be wishing I had the copyright.